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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
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// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
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Quotation[0] = "\"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail.\" --Fran Lebowitz";
Quotation[1] = "\"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.\" --Edward Hoagland";
Quotation[2] = "\"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.\" --Milan Kundera";
Quotation[3] = "\"Even the tiniest poodle or chihuahua is still a wolf at heart.\" --Dorothy Hinshaw Patent";
Quotation[4] = "\"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.\" --Dwight D. Eisenhower";
Quotation[5] = "\"I put contact in lenses my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.\" --Steven Wright";
Quotation[6] = "\"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.\" --Christopher Morley";
Quotation[7] = "\"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.\" --Andy Rooney";
Quotation[8] = "\"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.\"--Groucho Marx";
Quotation[9] = "\"The best thing about a man is his dog.\" --French proverb";
Quotation[10] = "\"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.\" --Mordecai Siegal";
Quotation[11] = "\"A dog is not ‘almost human,’ and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.\" --John Holmes";
Quotation[12] = "\"To err is human, to forgive, canine.\" --Unknown";
Quotation[13] = "\"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.\" --Henry Wheeler Shaw";
Quotation[14] = "\"Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.\" --Harry S Truman ";
Quotation[15] = "\"They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.\"--Jerome K. Jerome";
Quotation[16] = "\"Dogs look up to you. Cats look down on you. Give me a pig. He just looks you in the eye and treats you like an equal.\" --Winston Churchill";
Quotation[17] = "\"My little dog--a heartbeat at my feet.\"--Edith Wharton.";
Quotation[18] = "\"A dog teaches a child fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.\"--Robert Benchley";
Quotation[19] = "\"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.\"--Abraham Lincoln";
Quotation[20] = "\"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.\"--Mark Twain";
Quotation[21] = "\"When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?\"--Montaigne";
Quotation[22] = "\"You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.\"--George Mikes";
Quotation[23] = "\"One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular.\"--Helen Thomson";
Quotation[24] = "\"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.\"--Albert Schweitzer";
Quotation[25] = "\"There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.\"--Dan Greenberg";
Quotation[26] = "\"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.\"--James Gorman";
Quotation[27] = "\“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.\”--Leonardo da Vinci";
Quotation[28] = "\"One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.\"--Margaret Mead";
Quotation[29] = "\"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.\"--Unknown";
Quotation[30] = "\"The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.\"--George Will";

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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();